Something I thought some of you would like…

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DOS Air: Passengers walk out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in to the air, hop in, then jump off when it hits the ground. They grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop on, jump off…

MAC Airways: The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, talk the same, and act the same. When you ask them questions about the flight, they reply that you don’t want to know, don’t need to know and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie.

OS/2 Skyways: The terminal is almost empty–only a few prospective passengers mill about. The announcer says that a flight has just departed, although no planes appear to be on the runway. Airline personnel apologize profusely to the customers in a hush voices, pointing from the time to time at the sleek powerful jets outside. They tell each passenger how great the flight will be on these new jets and how much safer it will be than Windows Airlines, but they will have to wait a little longer for the technicians to finish the flight systems.

Windows Airlines: The terminal is neat and clean, the attendants courteous, the pilot capable. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushes above the clouds, and at 20,000 feet it explodes without a warning.

Fly Windows NT: Passengers carry their seats out into the tarmac and place them in the out line of a plane. They sit down, flap their arms, and make jet swooshing sounds as if they were flying.

Unix Express: Passengers bring a piece of the airplane and a box of tools with them to the airport. They gather on the tarmac, argue about what kind of plane they want to build. The passengers split into groups and build several different aircraft but give all of them the same name. Only some of the passages reach their destinations, but all of them believe they have arrived.